SQUAD SECRET FILES
February 1998 - By John Ostrander
Includes two new posters: one of all the dead characters and
one of both living members. Plus, a Belle Reve map and bios.
CARROT & HIS AMAZING ZOO CREW SECRET FILES
March 1998 - Scott Shaw! and Roy Thomas
A map of the Z-building! Character profiles including villains Cold
Turkey, Doctor Hoot, Salamandroid and King Kone. Interviews of the
Crew by Rova Barkitt. An atlas of cities and an historical timeline
of Earth-C. A revised origin for the team minus Superman and Starro.
And details as to what they've been up to for the last several years.
(Actually, this sounds like fun! Hey DC, call me if you're interested
AND SPIKE SECRET FILES
April 1, 1998 - by Mark Waid and Alex Ross
Jam-packed with information
all of it in gibberish!
GOLD SECRET FILES
May 1998 - By Dan Jurgens
A collection of Booster's old products he used to pitch. A villain
montage poster (both Mister Twister and Chiller on one page). And
in a surprising turn of events, Booster and Blue Beetle concoct a
scheme to make money!
GIRL'S CAT SECRET FILES
June 1998 - By Keith Giffen
The cat's eye is still transmitting images to Metawise. We get a new
25-page story of the cat drinking from the toilets in the JLA Watchtower.
LIGHT SECRET FILES
July 1998 - By John Ostrander
A new 20 page story in which the villainous Doctor Light gets beat
up by a girl scout troop. A map of Heck, including the hierarchy of
where Biffostopheles stands in relation to Neron. And a Kimiko Doctor
Light paper doll page for different costumes.
BUG SECRET FILES
August 1998 - By Keith Giffen
In the spirit of his appearance in "Secret Origins", this
issue will not have any actual secret files in it. Also, Keith's kid
once again takes over the second half of the book; the big joke here
is that he's much older now and can draw better than his daddy. (He
isn't limited to
9-panel layouts, either.)
MAN SECRET FILES
September 1998 - By Bob Rozakis and Stephen DiStefano
Includes: A new 40-page story: "Maze Buys A Pony". Plus
Guido's guide to pizzerias, Denton in "How to Score If You Look
Like A Dog." And "Zoot Sputnik: Through The Ages" by
LEGION SECRET FILES
October 1998 - By Roger Stern
Includes: A map of good places in 1940s Metropolis to hawk newspapers.
A Scrapper-to-Big Words/Big Words-to-Scrapper dictionary. A Map of
the Cadmus Project facility.
HECKLER SECRET FILES
November 1998 - By Keith Giffen
This one's a little bit different. The editors have decided that it'll
be cheaper to just photocopy the entire series and put it between
DIBNY, THE WORLD-FAMOUS ELONGATED MAN SECRET FILES
December 1998 - Written by
yours truly, the biggest
EM fan around! Hahahahaha!
Includes: A new 40-page screwball-murder-mystery. Listings of every
birthday mystery that Sue's given Ralph. A bartending guide to gingold
elixir mixed drinks. An interview with Sue Dibny promoting her new
book, "The Kama Sutra - Updated and Expanded." A tour of
the gravesites of every other Silver Age character. Complete histories,
timelines and profiles. A costume gallery (all of his nylon costumes
wadded in little balls on the floor). A poster of Elongated Man's
enemies (a white sheet to be filled in later). A map of places Ralph
and Sue have visited. Oh, theres also a short story with a twist
ending in which Ralph awakens from a nightmare to find himself in
bed with Sue (Storm) Richards, having just had a dream that he was
a character who didn't get any respect and wasn't the leader of a
January 1999 - No one is taking responsibility for this
This was due this January, but was delayed a year to give the writers
time to figure out what the hell happened to this character.