Bumper Sticker Quiz!

1. If you can see the driver, you are WAY too close!
2. I My .
3. My other car is the Batmobile - No, really
4. So many Oreos, so little time
5. I solved "The Conundrum of the Copper Collectibles" at WALL DRUG
6. I could get out and walk faster than this hunk of junk
7. Warning: Militant feminist woman driver with PMS applying make-up with a cell phone on each ear behind the wheel.
8. Follow me to the Fortress of Solitude!
9. Pooz happens.
10. I'm not giving you the finger; I just forgot to put on my ring.
11. Strobe light guns don't kill people… and they're lame, too.
12. My kid turned your honor student into magnesium.
13. Honk that horn again and you'll find out what this trick arrow does.
14. Act locally, think in accordance with Thanagarian statute #34-XG2
15. STOP honking. NOT Xena. NOT a supermodel. NOT having sex with you.
16. My other car is also me.
17. Practice Random Acts of Whup-Ass and Senseless Acts of Fraggin'.

1. Batman
2. Superman
3. J'onn J'onzz
4. Green Arrow
5. Hawkman
6. The Atom
7. Blue Beetle
8. Lobo
9. Elongated Man
10. The Flash
11. Green Lantern
12. Black Canary
13. Plastic Man
14. Aquaman
15. Metamorpho
16. Wonder Woman
17. Kilowog

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