"Aunt
Iris?" Startled, Iris Allen whirled around in her computer chair to
see her teenage nephew standing before her, the soles of his worn sneakers
smelling like burnt rubber.
"Wally! Don't
do that!" Her voice fell to a stage whisper. "And what
are you doing here? Your Uncle Barry's in his lab right now
if he catches
you--"
"He's here?
He's supposed to be at STAR labs!" Wally hissed.
"Apparently there
was a problem with the ultracentrifuge that is going to take a couple of
hours to repair. So he came back to set up here. They'll call him when they
have it fixed."
"Broken equipment.
How convenient! So much for him supervising every step of the way!"
Wally said, bitterly. "Great, someone's probably tampering with the
samples right now!"
"Superman and
Green Lantern are still there, hon," soothed Iris. "It'll be OK,
I'm sure."
"No it won't,
Aunt Iris! We're being set up! Robin has good evidence that someone inside
STAR labs is trying to frame us, but he needs me to prove it before they
do the test! But I can't keep running around like this
I need my costume!"
"Your costume
is on your Uncle Barry's little finger right now! Just how am I supposed
to get it?"
"Do you know
where my first Kid Flash suit is?"
"The red one?
Up in a box in the attic, I think--"
The next thing Iris
knew, her nephew was setting her down there. "Great? Which one?"
"Wally! Will
you stop doing that?"
"Please, Aunt
Iris!"
"I'm not sure
"
she blinked and suddenly most of the boxes in the room were open, their
contents strewn wildly about. "Wally!" she cried in dismay.
"Yes! Found it!"
The boy plucked the red suit from a carton.
"Wally, you haven't
worn that thing in three years! There's no way it's going to fit!"
"It's going to
have to!" he replied, tugging it on. It was a tight squeeze, and the
sleeves barely reached his elbows, leaving a patch of bare skin between
them and his gloves, but fortunately the friction-proof material had some
give in it. "It'll do!"
"Just don't squat,
or you're going to be real embarrassed, real fast!"
"I won't, believe
me. Thanks, Iris!" beamed Wally, kissing her cheek quickly. "Did
I ever tell you you're my favorite relative?"
"Love, are you
sure you're doing the right thing here?"
"It's the only
thing we can do. The Justice League won't listen to us!"
"You know I'm
on your side here, Wally. No matter what the test shows, if you say you
aren't doing drugs, you aren't doing drugs."
"I know, Aunt
Iris. And thanks. But that won't help any of us if Barry's test comes back
positive."
"Can I do anything
else then?"
"Yeah, if we
screw this up, get over to my dad's and hide all his belts!"
Iris shook her head.
"For the first time in my life I may have to consider hiding your uncle's,
too. Wally, be careful."
"I will. Later!"
The boy departed in a crackle of lightning. Iris shook her head, gazing
around at the mess in her previously tidy storeroom. With a sigh, she knelt
by the box that Wally had pulled the costume out of and began refilling
it. Mostly it contained newspaper clippings from that summer five years
ago, heralding the debut of Kid Flash. You know, I really should put these
in a scrapbook for him, she thought, picking up the carton and carrying
it downstairs. When this was over, Barry could clean up the rest of the
attic himself.
"Ok, Robin, I'm
set!" said Kid Flash. Dick startled as Wally appeared by his side.
"Okaaaaay
."
replied Robin, taking in his teammate in the outgrown suit.
"Don't laugh,
huh, it was the best I could do! The good news is, a sudden equipment failure
at STAR labs has bought us a couple of extra hours before the blood samples
are spun down."
"Guys, we have
to understand what's at stake here," said Robin into his communicator.
"If we disobey, and I'm wrong about this, we're all going to get our
butts nailed to the wall. We might even if we're right, at this point! Wally,
there's still time for you to get home before you're missed. And the rest
of you, you don't have to do this."
There was a long
pause. "Dick, if you could do this on your own, at this point, would
you take the risk?" asked Donna.
"Yes, I would."
"Then I'm with
you." Garth and Wally agreed.
"All right then.
Aqualad, get Wonder Girl to shore as fast as you can. Then stand by, we
may need you as soon as Aquaman leaves the water. Wonder Girl, Kid Flash
will meet you at Eastside Cove, buzz him as soon as you get close. Robin
out."
"So what do we
do in the meantime, Bat-boy?"
"Actually, there's
a cute redhead in the library who may need a research assistant who can
read fast! You willing?"
"Cute redhead?
I can handle that! What about you?"
"I'm going to
try to find out who Rosemary Bluebird really is!"
[Ring-ring!]
"_National Intruder_
payroll office. Rohrer speaking."
"Hello. This
is Agent Duncan, Bureau of Internal Revenue." Dick pitched his voice
as deep as possible. "I am part of a Presidential Task Force investigating
the practice of unscrupulous journalists concealing income via the use of
multiple pen names, and I have some concerns about apparent discrepancies
in records we have received from your office."
"Mr. Duncan,
I assure you, all our payments are strictly by the book!"
"Hmmmm, then
perhaps you can explain the reported income from one Ms. Rosemary Bluebird,
which came to our office under a non-existent social security number?"
"I assure you,
that is not our policy!"
"Hmmm, well,
perhaps if you give me Ms. Bluebird's real name and social security number
"
"Agent Duncan,
I hardly think that is appropriate material to discuss over the phone!"
"I understand,
Mr. Rohrer. I can have a team of investigators in your office first thing
tomorrow, if you will have all the records ready for their examination-"
"One moment,
please." There was a pause and the sound of a computer keyboard tapping
in the background. "Ms. Bluebird has been a staff writer here for less
than one year. All income has been reported to your agency under her legal
name, Rebecca Deavers Brown, social security number 505-22-4556."
"Thank you, Mr.
Rohrer. I'm sure we can clear this matter up with that information. My office
will be in touch." Dick hung up the phone. Rebecca D. Brown, eh? It
was a start.
"Uh, miss, I
think I found something," Kid Flash swallowed hard, blushing bright
red as he pointed at the screen. The woman Dick had instructed him to meet
was certainly cute, even if she refused to tell him her name. Kid
Flash just wished he didn't look so ridiculous in his outgrown costume and
was grateful they were alone in the basement archive room.
"Yes, that's
the obituary of her late husband," she remarked. "I'm not sure
how useful that'll be, but give me the spool and I'll go photocopy it. In
the meantime, you keep checking." The redhead had barely returned when
Kid Flash's wrist buzzed.
"Wonder Girl
here. Approaching Eastside Cove."
"Gotcha. Sorry,
miss, gotta go!"
"Well, take this
to Robin," she told him, handing him the photocopy, which he stuffed
in the top of his too-small boot. With a crackle of lightning he was gone.
Donna Troy was just
wading ashore when he arrived. "M'lady, your chariot awaits!"
he said gallantly, beginning an elegant bow before the tug in his costume
made him think better of it. Donna giggled and so did Tula as she waved
goodbye and she and Imp headed back out to open sea.
Kid Flash glared
at her as he swept her up in his arms. "You may be gorgeous, Wonder
Chick, but one crack about the outfit and I'm throwing you back!"
Seconds later, they
whooshed their way up the Wayne Manor staircase to Dick's bedroom.
"Great, you're
here!" whispered Dick. "Just be quiet, so Alfred won't hear you.
I've figured out a way to get you in Mrs. Billingsworth's room. Donna, put
these on!" He pulled out a dark green sweatshirt from his closet, which
Donna slipped on over her Wonder Girl costume. "Fortunately, Mrs. Billingsworth
his expecting flowers, and you're going to be Lovely Lilac's lovely delivery
girl. Got it?" He handed her a Gotham Knight baseball cap.
"Got it!"
she said, tucking her hair up under the cap.
"And let me guess,
travel by Kid Flash taxi service?" quipped Wally.
"What else? Donna,
when you're in there, you need to check the phone. There could be a computer,
a fax machine, anything hooked up to it. We need some idea as to what those
calls were about."
"And we'd better
hope it was something more than a hard-working lab tech checking in on his
poor sick grandma," sighed Kid Flash. "Just where do we get these
flowers, anyway?"
Dick pulled some
scissors from his desk drawer and handed them to Wally. "Alfred may
kill me, but the Wayne Manor Rose Garden's in full bloom. Just make it fast."
"That's my specialty.
Oh, yeah, this is for you," he pulled the photocopy from his boot,
scooped up Donna, and was gone.
Dick picked up the
obituary and studied it intently. Not a lot of information. Mrs. Billingsworth's
husband had died almost five years earlier, of lung cancer. Survivors included
a son, two daughters, a stepson, and stepdaughter
Wait a second. The stepson's
name was Harold Deavers. The same as "Rosemary Bluebird's" middle
name. Dick circled that as a possible connection.
"Right this way,
miss," The nurse's aide ushered Donna into room 213. Mrs. Billingsworth
lay on the hospital bed, an IV in her arm. She was frail-looking, but managed
a small smile of greeting.
"Hello, ma'am,"
Donna said, as pleasantly has she could. "These are for you, Mrs. Billingsworth.
I'm afraid there's no card, but the office is trying to track down who sent
them to you." The elderly woman looked at Donna curiously, then glanced
at the aide.
"I'm afraid Mrs.
Billingsworth is deaf, hon," explained the aide, scribbling a message
on a note pad and showing it to her. Mrs. Billingsworth nodded understandingly.
Deaf, thought Donna.
She glanced at the phone and could see nothing unusual about it. "Perhaps
I could use the phone to call the shop and see if they've found anything
yet?"
"That'll be fine,
dear," the aide nodded permission. "Let me see if I can find a
vase for those." Donna picked up the receiver and faked the call, hoping
no one noticed her finger hit the hang-up button. She took advantage of
the moment to glance at the medical chart over the bed, and noticed that
Mrs. Billingsworth had been checked every hour the previous night.
"Sorry, they
haven't tracked it yet," she explained, placing the bright blossoms
in the vase the nurse aide had brought her, and setting it by the beside
table. "But they're working on it. In the meantime, you just enjoy
them!" Mrs. Billingsworth reached for her hand, and Dona gave it a
squeeze, then hastily made her way out.
"Nothing unusual
I could see about the phone," she reported to Dick, as soon as Wally
sped her back. "Mrs. Billingsworth is deaf; she couldn't have heard
it. But there were nurses in and out of there all night. One of them must
have taken the call!"
"Could be
"
mused Dick. "But I think there must be some connection to her family.
Billingsworth was her second husband. Her first, and apparently the father
of her two children, was someone named Deavers! And Deavers is Rosemary
Bluebird's middle name!"
"Deavers? That
name's familiar to me, too!" said Donna. "But I can't place it,
right now. But maybe
"
A knock at the door
interrupted her thoughts. "Master Dick? Would you care for some lunch?"
"Just a second,
Alfred!" stammered Dick, shoving his notepad and papers into his desk
drawer and flopping face down on his bed. Wally grabbed Donna by the wrist
and pulled her into Dick's closet, silently shutting the door behind them.
"The butler entered
with a tray of soup, sandwiches, milk and cookies. Dick sat up. "Thanks,
Alfred."
"Master Dick?
Are you quite well? You seem rather excited."
"I'm fine, Alfred,
really."
Alfred sat down at
Dick's desk chair. "I know this is a difficult situation for you, sir.
But Master Bruce is only doing his duty. I'm sure he has your best interests
at heart."
"Yeah, I know,
Alfred." At any other time, Dick would have been grateful for the butler's
comfort, but time was of the essence now. "Look, I'd rather just be
alone, OK?" he said, as sullenly as he could. Alfred seemed a bit taken
aback, but responded with a courteous "As you wish, sir," and
got up to leave. He paused at the bedroom door.
"Master Dick,
are you quite comfortable here?"
"Why wouldn't
I be, Alfred?"
"It just seems
a trifle
drafty in the manor this afternoon."
"You think so?
I hadn't noticed."
"Perhaps I'm
imagining it. Chin up, Master Dick." Alfred nodded to him and withdrew.
As soon as Dick was
sure he was gone, he darted to his closet door and opened it.
"Awwww! I thought
I had seven minutes!" complained Wally, and ducked as Donna aimed a
swat at him. "Hey, are you going to eat those sandwiches?"
Dick pushed him the
tray. "Donna, where do you remember the name Deavers from?"
"I don't know,
Dick. I'm sorry."
"Keep thinking,
maybe it'll come to you."
"OK, so who answered
the phone in the deaf lady's room last night?" mumbled Wally with his
mouth full.
"Maybe no one,"
mused Dick. "Maybe someone set the phone to forward calls! I mean,
a deaf lady isn't going to be getting any calls herself. Who would notice?"
"OK, if that's
the case, how do we find out where they're being forwarded to?" asked
Wally.
Dick paused and pulled
the notepad with the number on it from his desk. "We call it."
"OK, Donna, you
ready?"
"Dick, I'm not
sure I can pull this off!"
"It's OK, Wonder
Chick!" Kid Flash encouraged her. "If you get stuck, just ask
if they have Prince Albert in a can!"
"Wally, will
you quit clowning!" snapped Dick. "It's OK, Donna. Just say as
little as you can. The more information they offer, the better. And you
know what to say if you get someone who knows Mrs. Billingsworth. Ready?"
At her nod, Dick dialed the number.
It picked up after
three rings. "Hello?" came a woman's voice.
"Hello,"
replied Donna. "This is Nurse Harris of Silvertree Manor." Dick
slid a finger across his throat and she fell silent.
"Yes?" replied
the woman. Dick leaned in close to listen, signalling Donna not to say more.
"What is it?"
repeated the woman after a few second's silence. Dick kept a finger over
his mouth.
"Is this about
my grandmother?" she said, finally. Dick smiled and gave Donna the
OK sign.
"Yes!" answered
Donna. "You see, she received a delivery of flowers today with no card,
so we were trying to find out who sent them."
"Well, it wasn't
me. Did you try my mom?" she asked.
"Not yet .We'll
do that." Dick scribbled something on the notepad and showed it to
Donna. "So sorry to have troubled you, Ms. Deavers."
"Deavers? I'm
not
Oh, you must want my cousin Abigail!"
"Oh, I'm sorry,
who is this, then?"
"This is Becky.
Becky Brown?"
"Oh, right, I
must have gotten the phone numbers mixed up." Dick scribbled her another
note. "Can you tell me where I can reach Miss Abigail?"
"She's be at
work now. Gotham City STAR labs. Here's the number." Dick grinned jubilantly
and gave his two teammates high-fives as Donna hung up the phone.
"I take it that's
good news?" asked Wally. "But I'm not sure I get it. "
"We just talked
to Rosemary Bluebird, aka Rebecca Deavers Brown. Whose cousin works at STAR
labs! Coincidence? I think not! Abigail probably called her from there last
night when she ripped of the specimen jars, and filtered the call through
her deaf grandmother's phone so it couldn't be traced! See?" Dick pointed
out the circled obituary. "Mrs. Billingsworth had two children from
her first marriage, Harold Deavers and a daughter, Madeline Brown! Assuming
these are their daugthers, we have two cousins, working together,
and one in a perfect place to set up the Titans to flunk the drug test!"
"That's where
I remembered the Deavers name from!" exclaimed Donna. "It was
one of the toxicology staff Garth and I looked up this morning!"
"It's the connection
we need!" said Dick. "Wally, do you know exactly when they're
going to divide up those plasma samples? If Abigail Deavers is going to
contaminate all of them, she'll have to do it before then."
"Well, with a
couple hours delay, I would guess about
now."
Robin's communicator
vibrated. "Aqualad to Teen Titans. Tula just got here. She was hanging
around the palace and said Aquaman just left for STAR labs."
"Wait until he's
out of the water, then get there, as quick as you can, Garth. It's a technician
named Abigail Deavers we want!" Dick glanced at Wally. "We'd better
get there, ourselves. I have an idea, but you're going to have to get me
to Commissioner Gordon's office, stat!"
"Aw, but you're
not as fun to carry as Wonder Doll here!"
"Donna, wait
here and stay out of sight! Come on, Wally! To the Batcave!"
Mere seconds later,
the two of them were underground, and Dick hastily got into his Robin suit.
Just as he was slipping his mask over his face, a voice rang out.
"Master Dick!"
Dick cringed and
turned to face Alfred.
"Alfred, this
is important! Please!
"Master Dick,
I have strict orders
"
"Alfred, someone's
about to tamper with the drug test! The Titans are all going to test positive
unless Kid Flash and I can get there to expose them!"
Alfred fixed the
young speedster with a glare. "Ah. I take it this is the source of
the mysterious drafts?"
Kid Flash grinned
sheepishly and waved.
"And would either
of you know anything about the recent decimation of the Manor rose garden?"
"Well, there's
a poor sick deaf lady in a nursing home who's a lot happier now!" offered
Kid Flash, helpfully.
"Alfred, please!"
begged Robin.
The butler folded
his arms and regarded him sternly. "Batman will not be pleased,
Master Dick!"
"Alfred
."
Alfred sighed. "
when
he hears that you have taken advantage of a feeble old man, forced to retire
to his room with a sudden sick headache
and a mysterious case of the chills."
"Thanks, Alfred!
Let's go, Wally!" The two vanished with a whoosh.
"Godspeed, lad,"
murmured Alfred, heading back upstairs to the main floor, then up to Dick's
bedroom. He immediately crossed the room and opened Dick's closet door.
"Miss Troy?"
he beckoned with a smile. "Would you not be more comfortable waiting
in the parlor?"
As the two young
crimefighters tore into Commissioner Gordon's office, the grey-haired man
startled and dropped his pipe.
"Robin?"
he sputtered. "Kid Flash? What are you doing here?"
"Commissioner,
we need your help!" exclaimed Robin.
"What's going
on, son? I thought the Titans were sidelined until
"
"Commissioner,
there's no time to explain. Kid Flash and I need to borrow a drug-sniffing
dog! We have to prove that someone's trying to frame the Teen Titans."
"Robin, these
drug accusations I've been hearing about sound like the most ridiculous,
trumped-up
Well, let's just say I've already sent Inspector Hendricks
a memo giving him my opinion! But
" Gordon's brow furrowed. "I
have to ask, son, are you acting with Batman's approval here?"
Robin sighed. "No,
sir, I'm not. Directly against his orders, in fact. But I wouldn't ask if
I didn't think this was essential. Please, sir!"
Gordon regarded the
young crimefighter for a long moment, then lifted his phone and pressed
a button. "Bonny, put me through to Narcotics, please, K-9 division."
Robin gave a relieved
smile. "Thanks, Commissioner."
"Montoya? I'm
sending you Robin, the Boy Wonder, with one of the Teen Titans. Given them
your full cooperation." There was a gust of wind, and Gordon looked
up to find the pair of costumed youngsters gone. He picked up his pipe.
"Well, the acorn doesn't fall far
"
"Snuffles here
is the best we have, Robin," said Montoya, placing the small canine
in the teen's arms and handing him the end of the leash.
"Snuffles?"
asked Kid Flash. "We're betting our butts on a wiener dog named Snuffles?"
"Hey, never underestimate
a beagle," said Montoya. "They have the best noses in the business!"
"Snuffles
"
sighed Wally.
Robin looked at his
teammate apologetically. "It's up to the two of you, now," he
said. "You can get him there faster without me."
Kid Flash rolled
his eyes. "Very convenient. So I'm the one who gets to run straight
into the lion's den?"
Robin smiled ruefully.
"Comes with the territory, I guess, Fleet-feet. Keep in mind, you can
also make the quickest escape."
Kid Flash took the
dog from him. "Bird-boy, no offense, but that would mean a lot more
if the one person alive who I know can catch me weren't there! Wish
me luck!" The air crackled, and he and the dog vanished.
"Good luck, pal,"
sighed Robin.
Reporters had already
filled the STAR Labs briefing room. Two floors up, in the toxicology lab,
a white-coated technician pressed a button on the side of the machine, and
the drum of the centrifuge ground to a halt. Under the watchful eye of most
of the Justice League, he popped the lid off the machine, and removed one
test tube of blood. The red blood cells were packed into a solid pellet
at the bottom, leaving a clear layer of plasma at the top. "Looks good,"
said the scientist. "Flash, you want to do the honors?"
The Scarlet Speedster
nodded grimly and took up a pipette as another technician approached with
a rack full of colored-coded test tubes: three red, three green, three yellow
and three blue.
"One moment,
Flash," said Batman, quietly. Reaching into his utility belt pouch.
"If you don't mind
"
"HOLD IT!"
The League looked up in abject horror as Kid Flash stumbled into the room,
his suit straining at the seams and his arms full of floppy-eared beagleness.
"KID FLASH!"
roared Barry. "What the devil are you
"
"I'm sorry, Flash,"
the boy gasped. "But this is important
"
"Just WHAT
is the meaning of this, Superman?" bellowed Inspector Hendricks.
"I have no idea,
Inspector," Superman answered, clearly seething.
"Neither do I!"
snapped the Flash, setting his pipette down and advancing on his nephew.
"I don't know what's gotten into you, but
"
Kid Flash quickly
set the dog down and unhooked his leash. "Go, Snuffles, go on, boy!"
he urged. "Find theÐ find whatever it is Robin thinks you're going
to find!" The canine tore across the laboratory floor, yapping furiously.
"Robin's
in on this, too?" demanded Superman.
Kid Flash swallowed
hard. "We're all in on it, sir," he said. "All of the Teen
Titans."
"Superman, you
assured me you had those kids under wraps!" Hendricks' voice shook
with fury.
The Flash grabbed
Kid Flash by the arm. "Inspector, I assure you, he's never done anything
like this before
"
"Never mind!
Just someone shut that dog up!"
Green Lantern bent
down to retrieve the animal, but Snuffles growled at him, and darted over
to the laboratory bench, jumping up and renewing his yapping.
"Say, Flash!"
exclaimed the young speedster. "I think Rin Tin Tin is trying to tell
us something!" He twisted out of his uncle's grasp and dashed to the
bench, where he gave the pooch a shove on the rear, boosting him up on top
of the lab bench. Snuffles immediately jumped toward the rack containing
the coded test tubes, and began shoving it with his nose, howling forlornly.
Barry seized Wally's
arm again. "Kid, you are in so much
"
"Hold it, Flash,"
said Black Canary. "This is a drug-sniffing dog?" she asked. Wally
nodded. "I'm no expert, here, but I'd say something about those test
tubes smells like drugs!"
"Yes!" Wally
grinned. "And I bet it would have smelled like drugs to whatever tests
you were planning to run on them, once you had the samples loaded!"
He pressed a button on his wrist. "Did you get all that, Robin?"
"I read you,
Kid Flash," came Robin's voice.
"Who prepared
those tubes?" demanded the Flash.
The head technician
whirled around. "Abby?" he called.
Wonder Woman darted
to the door and looked out. "The other technician. I saw her leave,
just as Kid Flash came in!"
"Her name's Abigail
Deavers, Batman," buzzed Robin, from Wally's wrist. "She's first
cousin to the reporter who wrote the original Intruder story."
"Get that woman
back here!" demanded Hendricks and Superman, in the same voice. "There
she is!" continued Superman, looking down through the floor. "Heading
out the back door, first floor, with one of the reporters from the briefing
room."
"Wait here!"
the Flash ordered Wally, heading for the door. Superman stopped him. "Never
mind, Flash. They aren't going anywhere."
On the first floor,
Aqualad and Aquagirl had emerged from the marine biology lab and were lurking
by the rear exits. As the two panicked-looking women, one in a lab coat,
the other wearing a "Press" badge, darted for the doorway, the
Atlantean teens stepped in their pathway.
"Going somewhere,
ladies?" asked Garth, with a soft smile.
"Is it just me,
or is this place seeming more and more like a principal's office all the
time?" asked Wally. Still in his too-small costume, the teen speedster
paced restlessly about the JLA lounge. On the other side of the door, the
Justice League was pondering their fate, yet again.
"Wally, will
you give it a rest?" groaned Garth, slumping forlornly in an armchair.
"No, I mean it!
All they need is a hard wooden bench and maybe a nice big paddle hanging
on the wall up there--"
"Dick, what is
he talking about?" sighed Donna.
"Nothing, Donna.
He's being a jerk. Ignore him."
"What's the matter,
Bird-Boy? Teacher never sent you there?"
"As a matter
of fact, no!"
"Right, silly
me, forgot who I'm talking to, here!"
"Just shut up,
Wally. And sit down before you split a seam!"
"I can't believe,
after all that, they still went ahead with the drug test!" Aqualad
rolled his eyes.
"At least we
know it's fair now," offered Donna. "They'll have to believe that
we didn't do anything!"
"Except violate
every restriction they placed on us!" pointed out Robin, his voice
bitter.
"We caught the
bad guys. Or gals, in this case!" said Garth. "You really think
they're still going to nail us for it?"
"We disobeyed
direct orders," stated Robin. "Orders Superman issued to keep
us out of jail. We knew there could be consequences. The fact that we were
right about the set-up isn't really relevant!"
"Robbo, you know,
you'd make a lousy defense attorney!" scoffed Wally.
"How long are
those stupid tests results going to take? I thought he was the fastest man
alive!" asked Garth.
"He can't speed
up chemistry," said Wally. "At least we don't have to wait until
tomorrow, for the other two labs."
"We shouldn't
have to be waiting here at all! " muttered Garth. "They should
have trusted us!"
"Can you really
blame them, after Roy?" retorted Wonder Girl.
A beep came from
the phone on the wall, and Robin crossed the room to press it. "Robin
here."
"Phone call for
the Titans," came the deep voice of the Martian Manhunter, who was
on monitor duty. "Shall I patch it through?"
"Go ahead, J'onn,"
answered Robin, pressing the conference call button.
"Hey, guys!"
came a voice over the intercom. "How's it going?"
"Speak of the
devilfish," quipped Aqualad.
"Roy!" exclaimed
Donna with delight. "How are you?"
"I'm OK, doing
better. One day at a time, they say. I saw you all on the news. Hey, Twinkletoes,
where's the flood?"
"Oh, you're funny,
Bowboy!"
"Anyway, I called
Wayne Manor; Alfred filled me in and said I could reach you here. Jury still
out?"
"Yeah."
said Robin.
"Are they really
that P.O.ed?"
"Probably. They
won't make a final decision until the Flash gets back with the test results,"
said Robin.
"Bummer,"
answered Roy. "Look, guys, I know it's mainly because of me you're
having to go through this--"
"Damn straight,
Harper!" snapped Wally, his tone only half joking. "When you get
out of there I'm gonna kick your butt."
"Stand in line,"
quipped Roy. "But listen, at the risk of sounding like a cornball,
at least you know they care. If someone had made me pee in a cup six months
ago, I wouldn't be here now." He paused. "And before you ask,
Donna, no, I haven't heard from Ollie."
"Roy, I'm sorry--"
"S'OK
maybe
when I work my way up to Step 9. Just remember--"
There was a gust
of wind and a crackle in the air. "Uncle Barry's back," said Wally.
"We'd better
go, Roy," said Robin.
"I understand.
Good luck, guys."
"Yeah, you too,"
Robin hung up the phone and took his seat. Almost immediately the conference
room door opened and Superman motioned them inside. The four Titans shuffled
inside and sat down at one end of the long white table.
Superman regarded
them, his expression grave, but not harsh. "The first thing you should
know is that the drug test came back clean. For all four of you."
"Gee, I'm shocked,"
muttered Aqualad, crossing his arms and looking away.
"Watch the attitude,
Garth," cautioned Aquaman, sternly.
"So, can we go
out and play, now?" asked Wally, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Wally--"
warned the Flash.
"Kids, I don't
blame you for being resenting having to go through this," said Superman.
"But I hope you can understand our position. After the situation with
Speedy--"
"I don't see
why we have to pay for what he did!" lashed out Wally.
"Kid Flash!"
said Barry. "You are experiencing the very natural consequences of
what *you* did. Or rather, failed to do!"
"It's not fair!"
cried Donna. "I know we made a mistake, back then, but how long are
you going to keep punishing us for it?"
"It's not a question
of punishment, Donna," said Wonder Woman. "Trust is hard to build
back, once it's broken. And you did break our trust when you concealed the
fact that Speedy was using drugs."
"I thought our
word meant something," said Garth. "I would have thought all of
you would have at least believed your own partner."
"We all wanted
to," said Aquaman. "But frankly, you didn't make it easy. Secret
midnight meetings, hacking into the STAR labs computers--"
"Not to mention
that crazy stunt you pulled this afternoon!" added the Flash. "When
you were supposed to be under confinement!"
"That crazy stunt
is what proved we were set up, Flash!" said Wally.
"Lucky thing
it for you it did! One mistake and you could have--"
"Superman,"
broke in Robin. "The fact that we disobeyed orders was my responsibility.
Don't blame the three of them."
"It wasn't
your fault, Robin!" said Donna. "We were all in it together. Because
we didn't see another way to make you believe us!"
"Kids, violating
the League restrictions was reckless!" said Superman. "The fact
that things worked out-"
"You mean the
fact that we were right-" grumbled Aqualad.
"GARTH!"
sid Aquaman, severely.
"The fact that
you kids were right," repeated Superman. "-doesn't make the offense
less serious!"
"Do you think
we wanted to disregard your orders?" said Robin. "That was our
last resort! It wasn't a decision we made hastily or without considering
all our options!"
"Neither was
ours, when we decided you had to take the drug tests." countered the
Man of Steel. Robin ducked his head and flushed, as the rest of the Titans
fell silent. Superman paused to let it sink in. "However," he
went on. "-the bottom line is that this whole affair began when you
kids were accused of something you didn't do, by an highly questionable
source with no supporting evidence. You had to go through a demeaning procedure,
because in the court of public opinion you were guilty until proven innocent.
It was unfair, and I do regret that it happened, even more so if you got
the impression the League held the same view."
"You children
are our family, all of you," added Aquaman. Garth fidgeted as
his cheeks reddened and his eyes filled with tears. "None of us wanted
to subject you to that."
"But as we saw
it, there was simply no other way out, and we're sorry you kids had the
pay the price," continued Superman. "Sorry enough that we're going
to overlook the numerous rules you broke today. Fair enough?"
Robin looked at his
fellow Titans, who nodded assent. "Fair enough. Thank you, Superman."
Superman held out his hand, and Robin stood to shake it.
"It's been a
difficult couple of days for all of us, and there have been a lot of angry
words exchanged," said Superman. "So let me apologize for my contribution
to it. It's probably best if we all head home. I imagine you all want to
take some time to discuss things further, privately. Clear the air, and
hopefully, this can all be put behind us. Agreed?"
"Agreed on this
front." The Flash stood, slipped a ring off his pinky and handed it
to Wally. "I think this is yours, pal."
Wally's hand closed
around it, but he didn't look up. "Thanks."
"Want to fuel
up for the run home? It'll give your Aunt Iris a little time to smooth things
over with your parents."
"Sure."
said Wally, with little enthusiasm.
"All right."
Barry clapped him on the shoulder. "But first take off that suit, will
you, kid? You know how ridiculous you look?!" Wally smiled in spite
of himself.
"Hey, you know,
it wasn't me who designed the stupid thing. Some of us have taste!"
The air crackled as the two speedsters darted out.
Aquaman rose and
offered Garth his hand. "Are you ready to go home, now, Aqualad? I
think we're overdue for a talk, about a number of things."
Garth placed his
hand in Arthur's, who clasped it warmly. "Ready
Dad," Garth
murmured. Aquaman chucked him under the chin and led him out.
"We should return,
too, Donna," said Diana, and a look of dread crossed her foster sister's
face. "Don't worry about Mother." Diana reassured her.
"She's never
going to let me come back to Man's World again!" lamented Donna.
"We'll explain,
somehow," answered Diana, slipping an arm over her shoulders and squeezing
affectionately. At the door, Donna paused and looked back. Batman still
stood in the rear of the room, his face as grim as ever. Robin had been
acutely aware of his mentor's silence throughout the entire discussion,
and he could tell Donna had noticed it, too.
"See you, Dick,"
she offered, giving him a sympathetic look.
"Yeah, see you,"
he responded. What do you think of your Mr. Nice Guy now? he was
tempted to add, but refrained. The women departed, leaving Batman, Superman
and Robin alone at the conference table. There was an awkward moment of
silence.
"Robin, I came
down on you kids hard, and on you more than anyone," said Superman.
"I am sorry."
"I understand,
sir." Again silence fell as both waited for Batman to speak.
"I have to copy
some files from the League computers," said Batman, finally. "Wait
in the lounge." The Dark Knight strode out without another word. Robin
flushed red, as if he had just been reprimanded in public, then turned and
headed out himself.
"Dick, wait!"
called Superman, grabbing his elbow.
"Forget it, Superman!"
Robin jerked away. "He never changes and he never will!" Not knowing
what else to say, Superman let him go, and Robin stomped out of the room.
Too angry to think
about where he was going, Robin stormed his way down the JLA hallway, pausing
at the sound of a voice at the kitchen door. Peering in, he saw Wally, now
back in his familiar yellow Kid Flash suit sitting at the kitchen table,
which was littered by several empty bread bags and cold cut packages. His
uncle sat beside him, his hand gripping the back of Wally's neck.
"-should have
trusted you more, Wally," he heard the Flash say. "I apologize."
"It's OK, Uncle
Barry. I'm sorry, too. That bit about my dad was a low blow."
"So was taking
your ring from you. I'm not real proud of that right now, champ. Would you
feel better if I told you your Aunt Iris gave me hell for it?"
"Really?"
Wally brightened considerably. "How much hell? Throwing-dishes-at-you-hell?
You're-sleeping-on-the-couch-tonight-hell?"
"All right, partner,
that's enough!" smiled Barry, snatching up a dish towel from the sink
and snapping it at his nephew. "What's the matter, you getting too
big for those britches, too?"
Wally dodged. "Or
is she finally wising up and divorcing your sorry butt?" he laughed.
"I always thought she could do a lot better than a boring stiff like
"
"Oh, you're asking
for it now, kid!" Grinning, the Flash caught him up in a full
headlock. "How'd you like your hide tanned at mach 10? Huh?"
"Hey!" The
pair tussled playfully until they saw Robin in the doorway. Barry let Wally
go and the boy flushed, a bit embarrassed to be caught rough-housing.
"Come on in,
Robin," invited Flash, his tone friendly. "Would you like a sandwich?"
Robin pressed his
lips together and shook his head. "No thanks," he answered. "I'm
not hungry." He turned swiftly and headed back to the lounge, where
he had been told to wait.
Batman was still
not there. Robin leaned against the plate glass window, gazing out at the
ocean. He could see Aquaman and Aqualad standing together on a rocky cliff
that was their usual jump point, apparently deep in conversation. Aquaman
had both his hands on Aqualad's shoulders, which were shuddering slightly
as if he were crying, or close to it. Aquaman drew him into a hug, which
Garth returned after a moment or two, sliding his arms around his father's
waist as Aquaman tenderly caressed the back of his head. A bitter taste
came to Dick's mouth as he remembered his own father embracing him the same
way. The stabs of grief didn't hit him as often as they once did, but it
still hurt like hell when they did.
"Time to go,
Robin." Dick's spine stiffened at the sound of Batman's voice from
the doorway. He turned away from the window and silently followed him out.
Once they were in
the Batmobile, Batman started to speak, but one look at his seething ward
made him think better of it. He started the car, hoping the drive home would
ease some of Dick's anger. Instead, it only escalated it. By the time they
pulled into the Batcave, Robin was positively fuming.
Two days of pressure
like that; he's reached his limit, thought Bruce. And bombs that can't be
diffused have to be detonated. Robin got out of the Batmobile, slamming
the car door loudly behind him.
"Get on the phone
to Commissioner Gordon," Batman ordered curtly. "The Riddler should
have sent him a message by now." The sharp words had the expected effect.
"'Get on the
phone to Commissioner Gordon'?!" exploded Robin. "Is that all
you can say? After all that? I'm supposed to 'just get back to work, kid'
like nothing happened?"
"Robin--"
"You know, I
didn't expect an apology, Batman! That would mean you admitting you were
wrong, and I know it's going to be a cold day in hell before that happens!
And I didn't expect you to understand what it was like to have your own
partner treat you like a common bum out of the drunk tank, because that
would mean you actually had feelings! I gave up on that years ago!"
"Robin
"
"But I thought,
just maybe, it might matter to you that I pulled my team's collective butt
out of the fire today! That we had the guts to take the risk! That we put
the pieces together, without any help from any of you! I thought I might
at least get a 'good job' out of it all! I should have known better!"
"Pardon me, sir,"
came Alfred's voice as he appeared from the shadows. "A fax arrived
for you from Commissioner Gordon. " He handed the Dark Knight a sheet.
Batman glanced at
it briefly, then looked at Robin. "Are you finished? Because I could
use your help."
Robin pulled his
mask off and flung it aside angrily. "Oh, yeah, I'm finished all right!
And if you need help, call one of your Justice League buddies. Their opinion
clearly counts for a lot more than mine!" Dick turned and stalked up
the staircase, in flagrant violation of the "no costumes in the Manor"
rule. Batman laid the paper on the desk, exchanged a wordless glance with
Alfred, got into the Batmobile and drove away. Alfred shook his head, turned
and silently followed Robin up the stairs into the house.
"Master Dick?"
The teen paused halfway up the main staircase.
"What is it?"
answered Dick, his voice sullen.
"Shall I bring
cocoa to your room, sir?" asked the butler. "Or do we prefer to
do our brooding in the study this evening?"
"Save it, Alfred!
Do you know what he put me through today?"
"I've been fully
apprised, yes."
Dick bowed his head
and his voice fell to a whisper. "The others at least tried to defend
their partners. You gave me the benefit of the doubt. So did Commissioner
Gordon. Barbara, too! Why couldn't he?" He looked back at Alfred. "Superman
at least shook my hand, when it was all over. Bruce couldn't even do that."
"You are no doubt
aware by now that Master Bruce does not express his feelings the way most
others do, particularly in public. But that doesn't mean they aren't there.
Really, sir, you're being rather hard on him."
"I'm being
hard on him?"
"Surely you did
not exhaust your detective skills with this afternoon's escapade, Master
Robin. If you would employ them now, you may find Batman to be a better
ally than you realize."
"What are you
talking about, Alfred? He hung me out to dry the second this whole thing
started!"
"Oh? Master Dick,
he is currently pursuing the Riddler."
"So?"
"For the second
consecutive night. Have you ever known this particular rogue to elude Master
Bruce before?"
Robin blinked, and
stared at his friend for a full half minute, then turned and hurried back
down the stairs, into the study and down to the Batcave. Snatching up the
fax sheet, he studied the three riddles it contained intently. "No,
he didn't!" he whispered, softly. "He wouldn't--" Robin dashed
to the computer and logged on. "Alfred!" he shouted.
"You bellowed,
sir?"
"What was Bruce
working on last night?
"I'm sure I don't
know, sir. He rarely shares such matters with me."
"C'mon, Alfred--"
"But he did request
that I locate several back issues of a particular tabloid, not usually on
his list of preferred periodicals
"
"Where are they?"
Robin demanded.
"Let me see.
As the recyclables will not be picked up until Monday--" Alfred indicated
a plastic crate behind the lab bench. Robin darted over to pour through
it. Within a minute a circled article caught his eye. "Oh, no. Not
him! " Robin jumped to his feet and darted back to the computer,
where he called up a file. "Not him!! Alfred, where's my mask?"
"I believe you
hurled it in the general direction of the dinosaur, Master Robin."
Alfred informed him, fastidiously brushing the glassware on the lab bench
with his feather duster. Dick snatched it up, slipped it over his face and
leapt on his cycle.
"I shall keep
your cocoa warm, sir," smiled Alfred as the boy roared off into the
night.
Robin noiselessly
lighted on the building ledge and pried the window open. "Hello, old
friend!" he called, with a devilish grin.
"Eeep!"
cried the silk-pajamaed man, sitting bolt upright in bed. "Oh, not
you, too!"
"Consider me
Gotham's late night welcome wagon service!" quipped the Boy Wonder,
jumping inside. "Congratulations on your parole, Mr. Richards! May
I call you Neil? Or do you still prefer 'Mad Mod'?"
"I'd prefer to
be left alone, thankyouverymuch, but apparently that's too much to hope
for in Gotham City! Now, now, Robin, I understand why you're a bit irritated
with me
"
"Oh, you do?
Well, fill me in anyway, just for grins!"
"I call 'em as
I see 'em! And I'm sorry, but I must consider you amongst the 10 Worst-Dressed
Superheroes. Honestly, your sense of color is appalling. And the short pants
entirely
out of season, I'm afraid. Now, for a small consulting fee I'd be delighted
to design you something more--"
"I'm not in the
market for a tailor, 'thankyouverymuch'! And I have no real interest in
that ridiculous review you wrote for the National Intruder--"
"Hey, I tried
more reputable magazines
Mr. Blackwell has the market entirely cornered,
I'm afraid. And I have to do something if I want to reestablish myself
as a legitimate figure in the fashion industry!"
"I want to know
about Batman!"
"Number two on
my Best Dressed list, second only to that delightful Ms. Canary, but then,
I've always been captivated by fishnets! I find his ensemble enchanting,
simple, yet dignified. But he was most ungrateful! Number two quite an accomplishment,
really, I never dreamed he'd be so peeved! Of course, it turned out that
wasn't his major concern!"
"So did he enlighten
you as to what was?"
"He had some
ridiculous notion I was responsible for the report on those dreadful parties
you youngsters have been throwing! Really, my boy, take some advice and
just say no!"
"So he was here,
last night?"
"Oh, yes! Quite
persistent, he is! Actually accused me of trying to set you children up,
in some way. What my therapist would call a classic enabler in denial! I
thought I'd never convince him I had nothing to do with it!"
"But you did?"
"I'm still here,
aren't I? Really, my boy, must you be so cynical? Do you really think my
attempts to earn an honest living are insincere?"
"Let's just say
I've developed a healthy skepticism over the years! I'll catch you later,
Mod! And keep your nose clean or I'll make that promise literal!" Robin
leapt to the windowsill and exited without another word.
He had an appointment
to keep.
Silent as a cat,
Robin dropped onto the rooftop, where Batman crouched, binoculars in hand,
scanning the pier area of Gotham Harbor below.
"You're here,"
he said quietly.
"Can you still
use my help?" asked Robin.
"Certainly,"
answered Batman, without taking his eyes from the glasses.
Robin knelt beside
him, and the silence reigned for several minutes. Atypically, it was Batman
who broke it. "So, you deduced where he'd strike?" he asked.
"Mr. Nygma's
getting too obvious with the riddles. 'What did Tennessee?' 'The same thing
that Arkansas' Whose capitol is Little Rock. 'What happened when the golf
course owner bought the baseball team?' ' He put a diamond in the rough.'
The shipment of uncut diamonds that's scheduled to be auctioned off next
week at Corrinov's."
"Very good."
"I've been taught
well. " Again there were several minutes of silence, before Robin spoke
again. "I solved the third riddle too, you know."
"Really? That
one had me stumped."
"No it didn't.
'When is the Batman like a proper lady's petticoat?' 'When he doesn't show.'"
Batman didn't answer.
"The Mad Mod
was a reasonable suspect," continued Robin. "Recent parolee, a
reason to have a vendetta against the Teen Titans, a relationship to the
National Intruder. If I'd seen that clipping I probably would
have gone after him, too."
"Unfortunately,
it was also a dead end."
"Someone once
taught me that 9 out of 10 leads you follow will turn out to be false. But
you take every one seriously, because you have no way of knowing what that
10th one will turn out to be."
"Sometimes you
don't have the luxery of time."
"When you think
about it, though, it wasn't the Mad Mod's M.O. He's a master manipulator,
but not exactly a scientific mind. To pull off a frame-up job like this,
he'd have to team up with someone more astute than he. He's not going to
do that; he'd lose too much control."
"I probably should
have consulted you first."
"Then left me
behind? Wouldn't have worked. And it wouldn't have exactly been 'low profile.'
You had no choice, Batman. I understand now."
"I'm glad you
do."
"I'm still amazed
you let Riddler get away with robbing the Gotham Museum--"
"That's not all
he's going to get away with if we don't act now!" said Batman, slipping
his spyglasses into his utility belt and firing his Batline. "Move
out!"
The Riddler's easy
escape the previous night had left him overconfident, and he arrived with
only six armed thugs. The fight was over in less than three minutes. Robin
had the pleasure of taking out the Riddler himself, and he wondered if Batman
was deliberately holding back as he released the last of his frustrations
into the cackling man's jawbone.
Half a dozen henchmen
later, the Dynamic Duo stood victorious.
"Did you come
on your cycle?" asked Batman.
"Yes."
"Good. Then you
can get yourself home. I've got some stolen museum jewels to recover, and
I'm sure one of these gentlemen will be willing to reveal their location."
"Let me come,
Batman! I'm sorry for what I--"
"It's not that,
Robin." The bells of the Harborside Cathedral began chiming 12. "You
know the rules. In by midnight. It's still a school night." Tossing
one groggy thug over his shoulder, the Dark Knight fired his batline and
disappeared into the shadows. Robin watched him go, once again secure in
the knowledge that some things would never change.
Epilogue
Over the years, Dick
Grayson had developed the habit of starting his homework as soon as he got
home from school, knowing his chances for going out on patrol were better
if his studies were complete. So the next afternoon found him at the desk
in the Wayne Manor study, scribbling furiously in his calculus notebook.
Intent on completing as much as he could before Bruce returned from the
WayneTech stockholders' meeting, he barely glanced up when the front door
chimes rang, and turned around only when he heard the study door open.
"A Mr. Clark
Kent to see you, Master Dick."
"Thanks, Alfred."
Dick rose from his chair as a suited man in glasses appeared the doorway,
and the butler silently withdrew.
"Is there something
I can do for you, Mr. Kent?" Dick asked.
Clark gave him a
rueful smile. "No more 'Uncle Kal,' eh?" he asked. "Well,
I don't blame you for still being angry. You have every right to say 'I
told you so.'"
"It's not that,
sir," Dick assured him. "It's just that Bruce doesn't approve
of that kind of
language
when I'm out of uniform.
"Oh. I see."
"Besides, as
Dick Grayson, I'm not sure we've ever officially met."
"I guess we haven't,
now that you mention it. Anyway, I stopped in to tell you that we got the
official results back from both STAR labs and the Inspector's office. They
found just what Barry did." Clark handed Dick a sealed manilla envelope.
"But I guess that's no surprise to you."
"No, it's not.
But thanks. I'll see that Bruce gets it."
"I suppose you'd
heard already, that the search of Abigail Deaver's house turned up the original
specimen jars, empty, in her dumpster?" Clark asked.
Dick nodded. "J'onn
called the Batcave. Alfred relayed the message."
"Good. I also
wanted you to see a sneak preview of tomorrow morning's Planet"
He handed Dink a folded newsprint. Dick opened it to reveal the banner headline,
"Teen Titans Cleared of Drug Charges."
"We may not have
the circulation of the _National Intruder_, but there are those that consider
us a bit more reputable. And I was able to convince Perry White this
was front-page news. I hope it helps."
"I appreciate
it, really." Dick answered, smiling at the full color picture of the
four Titans. Beneath it was a smaller black-and-white photo of Inspector
Hendricks at his news conference that morning, triumphantly holding up a
sealed evidence bag. The youth's brow suddenly furrowed, and he turned quickly
away, paper in hand.
"It was the least
I could do, under the circumstances," continued Clark. "Lois'll
get over it
eventually
I think
Perry had to bump her Albanian terrorist
piece to page 2, so she was a bit
" Clark's own brow wrinkled in
puzzlement as Dick picked up an elegant brass-handled magnifing glass from
Bruce's desk, and began scrutinizing the press conference photo in minute
detail. "Dick, it's genuine, I promise you
"
"I know it is,"
Dick answered, setting the page magnifier down and turning around to face
Clark again. "Listen, is there any way I can get a hold of the original
negative for this?" Dick asked. "I'd like a copy
for my scrapbook."
"You want the
shot of Hendricks? That wouldn't be my first choice right now, but I'm sure
Jimmy will be flattered you asked." Clark replied.
Dick gave a soft
smile. "That would be
great. Thank you."
Clark paused. "I
need to tell you something else, Dick. I'm breaking a confidence here, so
I'll ask you to keep it to yourself, if you could."
"I'm pretty used
to keeping secrets."
"Of course you
are. You should know that the vote to ask the Teen Titans to submit to the
drug tests wasn't unanimous. There was one very adamant dissenter."
"Batman."
There was no questioning tone in Dick's voice.
Clark arched his
eyebrows in surprise. "He told you?"
"He didn't have
to." Dick answered. "Can you keep a secret, too? Someone's
reputation might be compromised if this got out."
"I've been known
to be discreet myself, on occasion."
"I'm sure. Clark,
did it strike you as odd that Abigail Johnston removed the urine
samples from STAR labs? When she had the know-how to simply contaminate
them and set up the Titans then?"
"I assumed she
did it to plant more seeds of doubt in the public's mind. Generate more
publicity for her cousin's so-called 'journalism'."
"That's what
I thought, too, until you showed me that picture. Look." He handed
Clark the newspaper preprint.
Clark took it and
stared at the photo, frowning. Dick offered him the magnifying glass, but
he declined it with a wave of his hand as he took off his glasses.
"Sorry, I forgot,"
Dick smiled. "See anything odd about the evidence bag?"
"I see a sealed
plastic bag with
Wait a second
*five* cups inside? But Batman left JLA
headquarters with
"
"
four. One
from each of us." Dick finished for him.
"Are you saying
that he
?"
"He suspected
the Titans were being set up, even before I did. So he provided a fifth
sample, as a kind of negative control. The cups were coded, so the STAR
labs staff wouldn't know whose was whose. So if someone was going to spike
them, they'd have had to spike them all."
"A positive test
from Batman would certainly have been enough to convince the League
that there was a conspiracy afoot." observed Clark.
"Tell me about
it," answered Dick, with a sly grin. "I mean, sure, he comes to
all the Teen Titan wild drug parties, but he doesn't inhale."
"All right, I
guess I deserved that," sighed Clark.
"Unfortunately,
Abigail Deavers did the math, consulted her cousin and decided she was better
off trashing the samples. The Titans would be the logical suspects, and
there be even more of an outcry. Worst case, Rebecca gets another day of
free publicity; best case, she'd get another chance at it when the police
demanded a second test. Or when the JLA did."
A long moment passed
before Clark spoke again. "Dick
" he said, his voice wavering
slightly with emotion. "I've known you, or rather I've known *Robin*
almost from day one. I never wanted to believe that you of all people
would
"
"I know
"
"But, with the
Inspector breathing down my neck and all the adverse publicity on top of
the situation with Speedy
I had a responsibility, as leader of the Justice
League. If there had been any other way
"
"I understand,
Clark. You did what you had to do, for the good of the team. Just like I
did."
"Leading a team
can mean conflicting duties. Sometimes you have to make a judgement call.
Which means sometimes you're going to be wrong."
"Tell me about
it. My judgement call last March almost cost Speedy his life."
Clark laid a fatherly
hand on the boy's shoulder. "Don't keep blaming yourself for that.
Leadership is a heavy burden, Dick. But you have a knack for it. More so
than me, I think. Your team hung together. The Teen Titans didn't turn on
each other, even when it looked like at least one of you had to be guilty.
The same can't be said for your adult counterparts, I'm afraid."
"Still, I've
had a string of bad calls lately. Up to, and including last night."
"You kids took
a big chance, violating the League restrictions to try to clear your names.
But in retrospect, I can't say I'm sorry you did. If that woman had succeeded,
and three independant labs had tested the Titans positive
including
the Flash's
Well, I'm not sure anyone would have believed you under those
circumstances."
"That's where
you're wrong, sir," Dick lifted his chin. "Batman would have.
No matter how bad it looked. And he would have kept investigating until
he proved us innocent, for as long as it took."
"You have a lot
of faith in him."
"I have reason
to."
"Funny, he said
the same thing about you." Dick's throat tightened and he turned away,
hoping Superman didn't see the tears that came to his eyes. Clark gave him
a second to compose himself.
"You know, son,"
he said finally. "I don't know if I'll ever have a Superboy or Supergirl
or whatever flying around up there with me. But if I do, when the chips
are down, I hope he, or she, can believe in me the same way." Clark
laid his hands on the back of Dick's shoulders and squeezed. "So, are
things cool, you and me?"
Dick nodded and turned
around to face him. "Everything's fine
Uncle Kal."
"Dick, you're
out of uniform. That is not appropriate," came a stern voice
from the doorway. The two looked up to see Bruce Wayne, and each wondered
for a fleeting second how much of their conversation he had overheard.
Then Dick laughed
out loud for the first time in two days, and shot Clark a sideways glance.
"See? I told you so!"
Clark tipped his
head back and laughed too, slapping Dick affectionately on the back. Bruce
crossed the room to glance briefly at the newspaper on the desk, then set
down his briefcase, popping it open. He looked back over his shoulder at
Dick and Clark with an expression of disapproval, but a slight twinkle in
his eye as well.
"I'm glad the
two of you have found something to amuse yourselves," he quipped. "Care
to let me in on it?"
Clark put on his
hat. "It's nothing much, except that your ward is definitely not
a junkie." He tousled Dick's hair, as if he were twelve years again,
and headed for the door.
"That's hardly
news to me, Mr. Kent," said Bruce, turning his full attention to the
WayneTech marketing report. "If that's the best you can do, perhaps
you should consider a change of profession."
Clark rolled his
eyes. "I'll see you later, Bruce. By the way, you've raised a fine
boy here."
This time Bruce raised
his head. "That's not news to me, either."
"I'll just show
myself out, then," said Clark and departed.
Bruce resumed flipping
through the report. "Did you finish your calculus?" he asked Dick,
without looking up.
"You believed
us, the whole time," Dick said. "Of all the Justice League, you
were the only one who trusted us, one hundred percent."
Bruce laid down his
folder. "I trusted you one hundred percent. You had full confidence
in your teammates. What choice did I have?"
Dick folded his arms.
"So what did you have planned, if we hadn't busted in with Snuffles
the Wonder Dog?"
"The transfer
was the most reasonable time for someone to be sure all three aliquots were
tainted. I had four clean vials, and four clean pipettes in my utility belt.
I would have insisted the Flash use them for his portion. Not as furry a
solution as yours, but it would have worked."
Dick swallowed hard.
"I was so busy blaming you for not trusting us
And all along it was
me who didn't trust you. Bruce, the things I said last night
I'm sorry
"
"And I'm sorry
I had to clip your wings, chum. You were in a position where one wrong guess
could have landed you in jail. I wasn't."
"I know, Bruce."
"I thought cutting
you off from computer access was enough to keep you out of the case. I underestimated
what you could do from the confines of your room. You'll have to fill me
in sometime."
"Let's just say,
I consulted an oracle."
"Dick, the League
made its decision. I may not have agreed, but I had to comply. Such is the
price of being part of a group."
"I understand,
Bruce. Really."
"Sometimes I
wonder if joining the Justice League was the right decision. I'm not by
nature much of a team player. Especially a team this
public. This type
of situation is precisely why I prefer to work alone."
"Alone, Bruce?"
"With a few exceptions."
Dick bowed his head.
"Y'know, I don't think I've ever told you this, but I consider it a
privilege to be your
exception."
Bruce turned suddenly
and gripped Dick by both shoulders. "Aquaman, Wonder Woman, the Flash
"
Bruce began. "They have their powers to fall back on. When you and
I are out there, we have to depend on ourselves, on our own wits. And on
each other."
"I know that,
Bruce."
"Teenagers make
mistakes, Dick, sometimes big ones. But you make a lot fewer than most.
I can tolerate an occasional disobedience, under rare circumstances, and
if you had been experimenting with drugs, I'd have gotten over it,
eventually. But if I thought that there was even a chance you would look
me in the eye and tell a bold-faced lie, there wouldn't be a Robin.
Do you understand what I'm saying?"
"Yes, sir."
"Good."
Bruce's hands tightened on his ward's shoulders for a second, then let go.
"So, ready for afternoon practice? We need to patrol the warehouse
district tonight. Word is that there's going to be trouble in the Dayton
Enterprises unit."
Dick grinned broadly,
despite the tears that still stung his eyes.
"Ready
partner."
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