Sgt.
Rock's Prize Battle Tales
Written by:
Robert Kanigher
Art by: Ross Andru, Mike Esposito, Russ Heath, Joe Kubert, and Irv Novick
Review by David R. Black
This
is an 80 page giant that reprints the 1964 title of the same name. The
issue features seven stories of varying lengths and varying degrees of
quality. In addition to being a somewhat inexpensive (compared to the
cost of some of the Silver Age stuff, anyway) look at works by some of
comicdom's most legendary artists and one of DC's most prolific writers,
the book also features two new pieces of Joe Kubert artwork. The front
inside cover is a black and white drawing of all the creators and Sgt.
Rock, and the back inside cover features a b & w pinup of sixteen
of Easy Company's finest Combat Happy Joes. In the center of the book,
there's also a two page spread of DC's most memorable war characters,
such as Jeb Stuart, Johnny Cloud, and Gunner & Sarge.
In reviewing each of the stories individually, I found it hard to rate
them. All of the stories are a byproduct of the simpler, less sophisticated
era in which they were produced. By "less sophisticated," I don't mean
bad or anything negative, but I think it's totally unfair to compare stories
written in the Silver Age to the more complex tales of today. I gave it
a shot, as you'll see at the article's end, but be warned; If you're looking
for an involved story along the lines of Neil Gaiman's Sandman,
you won't find it here. Here we go
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"The D.I. and the Sand Fleas"
This is an average quality story, about par for the course for this compilation.
The Sand Fleas are a bunch of new recruits that are turned into soldiers
by the nameless drill instructor. The Sand Fleas moan that "the D.I. made
us do everything in double time," but lo and behold, once the sand Fleas
face their first combat situation, they're sure glad the D.I. taught them
all the things he did. It's somewhat of a cornball story, but there's
some nice Joe Kubert artwork.
"Silent Fish"
One of the best stories of the bunch. A Navy frogman (that's scuba diver
for those of you who don't know) must square off against an enemy gun
battery, and later, an enemy submarine. While the frogman is doing all
this, he must keep a watchful eye on the shark that's been trailing him
the entire time he's been in the water. Every type of conflict is woven
into this story brilliantly by Robert Kanigher. Man vs. beast, man vs.
man, and man vs. his own fears. Russ Heath draws one vicious looking shark,
which adds a great degree of power and credibility to the story.
"Out in Front"
This three page quickie will either leave you scratching your head in
confusion or thinking Kanigher is a genius. Basically, the plot features
one soldier alone in the woods who must come to terms with his own nervousness
while doing reconnaissance for Easy Company. I had to read this a couple
of times before I finally realized what was going on.
"Island of the Armored Giants"
All right! It's Dinosaur Island time boys and girls, as we head off into
the "War that Time Forgot!" Here's the deal; a six man patrol is sent
to investigate a mysterious island that two prior patrols have yet to
return from. Well, why haven't they reported in yet? The dinosaurs got
'em! This is the best story of the bunch, and as the six man patrol keeps
losing members to various types of dinos, you begin to wonder if anyone
from this third patrol will survive either. Ross Andru and Mike Esposito
draw some OK dinosaurs, but the red colored T-Rex looks funny.
"What's the Price of a B-17?"
A brand new B-17 with a brand new crew is sent on a bombing mission to
destroy the Rhinesfurt oil refinery. As the plane loses various parts,
pieces, and crewmen to the attacks of German war planes, Kanigher keeps
drilling into the reader's head that the new B-17 is becoming second hand
rather quickly. As various crewmen die, you get the feeling that the answer
to the title's question is going to be an old cliche like "the lives of
brave and valiant men." However, Kanigher refrains from preaching and
just lets artist Joe Kubert show the wreckage and damage left behind in
the B-17's wake. What's the price of a B-17? Draw your own conclusions,
dear reader.
"Gun Jockey"
Every 80 page giant has a clunker, and this is it. An airman, a submarine
captain, and an infantryman take their turns convincing the reader that
they're all "just gun jockeys." Frankly, there's probably a deeper meaning
to this story (i.e. Do guns kill people, or do people kill people?), but
it's obscured by the bad dialogue. The phrase gun jockey is said in just
about every panel! Ouch! Skip this one.
"Calling Easy Co.!"
Hey, Sgt. Rock finally makes an appearance in the title bearing his own
name! Well, not really. This last tale is about the bravery of three combat
happy Joes in the face of an insurmountable obstacle. These three soldiers
must hold off an entire German platoon, complete with tank, long enough
for Easy to take control of "No Return Hill." The story is passable, but
my major complaint about it (and the rest of the book, I suppose) is the
non-use of Sgt. Rock. Rock is used as the story's narrator, and readers
never get to see him in action or as the character that became DC's most
famous soldier.
I know this was a reprint of a previous compilation, but I feel that
we should've seen more of DC's more popular war characters. Where was
Johnny Cloud? The Losers? Mlle. Marie? The Haunted Tank? We did get a
story from the excellent "War That Time Forgot" series, but everything
else was just generic material with generic characters. Sure, "Silent
Fish" had a no-name in the lead role and was still an excellent story,
but I still feel DC should have gone with its more popular characters.
Even the Sgt. Rock story didn't have much to do with Rock himself. Oh
well.
Bottom Line: Two excellent stories in "Silent Fish" and
"Island of the Armored Giants" can't make up for the rest of the
mediocre group. And at $5.95? Ehhh
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My ranking: 5 out of 10
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