Suddenly, the band shifted to a tango. "Let's sit down," I
suggested. "This one's for the young folks."
Marie giggled girlishly; at 72, she was one of the youngest people present.
"So now I know about your brother, she pointed out, "but I still
don't know how you became a private eye. I want to hear the Star Hawkins
story."
So I began. "While Johnny was interested in the adventurous aspects
of the old crime stories, I was more drawn to the skilled work of detection.
Sherlock Holmes, Dick Tracy, Sam Spade...those were my heroes. Sure, they
were physically skilled as well as mentally adept, but it amazed me how
they were able to see clues that others had missed simply through their
powers of observation and deductive reasoning abilities. Johnny's heroes
could track down a known criminal, but mine could find the criminal whose
identity wasn't known to them beforehand. I had myself trained in a number
of scientific disciplines and learned some martial arts in order to be
able to defend myself from the type of element I expected to encounter.
It also helped having Johnny for a brother; he taught me some fighting
skills and how to shoot a gun. Eventually, I felt that I was ready to
go into business, and I told my father my choice."
"I imagine he was probably pleased with it," Marie said.
"That's what I would have thought as well," I told her, "But
he was anything but. He didn't believe that I had chosen that life's path
for myself; he thought I was doing it to please him, or to copy my brother
to some degree."
"Private detective? There's no such thing in this day and age,"
he told me. "You've got to be crazy if you think that this idea out
of the past is one that you truly expect to make your life out of. I can
understand that you feel you're operating in the shadow of your heroic
brother, but that's not a way to live your life, looking to be a hero.
When you get serious and realistic, then we'll talk about the money again."
"No, I am serious," I argued. "There's definitely still
a need for criminal investigators. Look at today's newspaper. There are
plenty of crimes that the police never got around to solving, such as
this story about the fifth anniversary of the theft of the Cassieopian
living jewels from the New City Museum. Or worse, look at the crimes they're
not even bothering to solve. This murder at the circus. The police think
they've got their man, but I'm not so sure."
My father's eyebrows arched, and he read the article I had pointed out.
"'Acrobat Fingered in Death of Tiger Tamer. Police have arrested
Thel Fezzle, a Plieadean acrobat at the Myron Mason traveling circus,
for the murder of animal trainer Gordon Wilson. Wilson, who has been an
expert animal trainer for years, was recently hired by the Mason circus
and his tiger act immediately became the top-billed act in the show. He
was found dead in the animal tent, partially eaten by one of his tigers,
which he must have been training at the time. Police, believing that Fezzle
was jealous and upset at losing the top billing, searched his tent and
found a loaded dart gun and a vial of Aggrivane, a drug normally used
to agitate unconscious people's brain waves to make sure they're not brain
dead and perhaps even induce consciousness, but which could, according
to animal experts, cause a beast to go into a killing rage. Animal-control
experts spotted the tiger three miles from the circus several hours later
and killed it, ending the potential danger to the surrounding community.'
What about this article leads you to believe that the acrobat isn't guilty
as charged, son?"
"They found the acrobat with the dart gun and the drug, but the
article makes no mention of having recovered the actual dart. Presumably,
it was stuck in the tiger, and the tiger was killed, so shouldn't this
evidence have been mentioned...if it was found?"
My father was impressed, but unconvinced. "Maybe you're right,"
he said, "but I'm not going to let you ruin your life based on a
maybe. If you can solve one of these two mysteries that you just pointed
out to me, I'll accept that you're serious about this."
"Ummm...I'll need the money in order to supply myself with the
proper equipment, dad."
"Okay, you can borrow against the fund I set up, but use it prudently."
I thanked my father and got to work. I decided to start with the murder,
since it was more recent and someone's life could be at stake. I used
some of the money to hire a lawyer to represent Fezzle, since as a private
citizen, I had no rights to any information or evidence gathered by police,
nor any right to contact my client. The lawyer agreed to act as a figurehead
to enable me to investigate the case, and I soon met Thel Fezzle himself.
I began with the most basic question. "Did you murder Gordon?"
"No," he told me, and I believed him. "I couldn't have...wouldn't
have done anything like that! Sure I was a bit upset that I had lost top
billing, but I knew that the circus would make more money with him as
the headliner. More money for the circus means more money for me, and
for all of us! I wouldn't put my pride ahead of that!"
"Then what about the dart gun and the aggrivane? What were they
doing in your tent?"
"I'd never seen them before in my life," the accused acrobat
replied. "Anyone could have gotten into my tent and planted them;
circuses aren't high-security areas. We're all friends and we seldom lock
our tent flaps. Someone is trying to frame me. I'm not crazy enough to
want to send a tiger into a killing frenzy! What if it tried to kill me?
Pump up a wild animal with that kind of drug, and it'll kill anything
in sight!"
My next stop was the police evidence locker. I carefully examined the
dart gun and the vial, and immediately knew that something was wrong.
A call to a doctor that I knew confirmed my suspicions. "The vial
you're describing sounds like a standard human dose of the stuff,"
he told me. "To get a rise out of a beast as massive as a tiger you'd
need a much larger amount."
So not only were the police wrong about the murder suspect, they were
wrong about the method of murder. The tiger, I was willing to bet, hadn't
been drugged at all, and was probably an innocent victim of the frame
up as well. I was planning on looking at the corpse anyway, but this bit
of information made that more urgent.
"The corpse itself was sewn back together as best as the morticians
could do it and shipped back to his family," the Police Chief Martin
told me. "Here are the crime scene holos. They're 3-D images, so
they should help you with almost everything you need. I should warn you,
they're very gory. I was a paramedic before joining the police department,
and let me tell you, I don't think I've ever seen a body this horribly
mutilated."
"Was the wound site tested for foreign substances?"
"No point in it. Tiger saliva would have already done its work
on the body tissue and broken down into its component elements. In order
to officially declare the cause of death as a tiger bite, we took a cast
of the wound area and showed it to a zoologist, who agreed that it conforms
to the dentition of a tiger."
"But what if the killing was done a different way, with some kind
of weapon, and made to look like the tiger did it?"
He looked at me like I was crazy. "I don't know about you, Hawkins,
but when I see a tiger bite and a freed tiger, nothing else comes to mind."
If I ever needed proof that there was a place for a private eye in the
world, that was it. "Speaking of the tiger, was its corpse taken
as evidence? Was its system tested for the drug? Was the dart found?"
The chief looked like he was running out of patience with my constant
questions. "The tiger's body was immediately destroyed due to danger
of certain feline-carried infections," he told me. "The animal-control
folks offered to let us look at it, but I felt we had too much evidence
without it to justify the health risk of not destroying the corpse as
soon as possible."
With that, he took leave of me and I studied the corpse. The chief was
not kidding around when he said it was gory. While I expected blood to
have spurted out, I didn't expect so much body tissue to be away from
the immediate wound area...almost as if it had been knocked away by a
bludgeoning force. On the other hand, if the tiger had actually bitten
into him, I would have expected less body tissue to remain. Even if the
tiger wasn't particularly hungry and was merely driven to attack by a
drug or some other outside influence, I'd think it would have continued
attacking the corpse rather than wander off after a single killing bite.
I also found it odd that despite the presence of a circus full of performers
and animals, the supposedly enraged tiger didn't attack anyone else there,
but went hunting elsewhere.
My mind began to build a theory. The tiger was framed as well as the
acrobat, but someone had taken great pains to make the death look like
a tiger attack. Probably the murderer had a weapon custom made that would,
when it struck a man, leave marks resembling a tiger's bite. The murderer
swung this weapon at Gordon Wilson, leaving the marks implicating the
tiger, but the force of the blow or blows spattered flesh all about. The
murderer then freed the tiger using keys stolen from Gordon and planted
the phony evidence and fled.
If this was the method, and almost anyone who could employ this method
had the opportunity, as there was little security around the circus, what
could have been the motive? I wondered. The acrobat was innocent, and
Gordon wasn't at the Myron Mason circus long enough to have earned the
kind of hatred required for a murder. Fezzle seemed to be the only one
at the circus with any reason to be jealous. I began to entertain the
idea that the murderer was not a member of this circus, but was someone
outside the circus that had a grudge against him, specifically someone
right here in or around New City. Sure, the killer could have followed
the circus around, but why, then, would he wait until the circus was here?
The killing couldn't have been a spur-of-the-moment thing, considering
the elaborate setup the murderer had arranged. No, I concluded, Gordon
Wilson must have made an enemy in the New City area at some point in his
past, and his past would hold the clues to who it is. Also, the weapon
must have been custom made, and even though it was possible that it was
made somewhere else for someone in New City, it might not be a bad idea
to check out metal workers around the city to see if I could find out
through that who might have had such a thing created.
This, I decided, would be my strategy. First, I sent out a call to every
craftsman in the New City area that might have been able to create the
weapon. Then I went and looked at the newspaper's obituary for Gordon
Wilson and read it. "Gordon had a rapport with animals," one
of his colleagues had said. "Big cats, primates, reptiles, elephants...somehow,
he was able to get all of them to follow his commands." Although
his most spectacular acts involved tigers and other dangerous creatures,
other animal trainers regard his taming of the lunar baboon as his most
fantastic achievement. The odd primate, bred on Earth's moon, has extensible
arms which enable it to stretch them to attack anyone close enough to
threaten it with a whip, but Wilson, who seldom needed to use a whip,
was able to earn its cooperation, earning him the nickname, the "Lunar
Babooner" amongst his professional colleagues. Before joining the
Myron Mason circus less than a month previously, he had belonged to the
All-Europe circus for eleven years.
Did anyone from that circus hold a grudge over the loss of the money
that Gordon's performance used to bring in? I wondered. I called the manager,
Maria Della Florenza, and she denied any bitterness. "Sure we were
a bit upset at his departure," she told me, "but we received
a nice compensation package. We couldn't stop Gordon from leaving, as
his contract had expired, but we forced Myron Mason to pay us enough for
Gordon's trained animals to make up for the revenue we'll lose until we
can find a bigger star. After all, Myron expected immediate payoff from
his large investment in Gordon, and to obtain wild animals and have Gordon
train them to performance standards could have taken years. No, if anyone's
bitter, it would be Myron...but after investing all that money in Gordon
and his animals, he surely wouldn't kill him."
"Did your circus ever perform in New City?" I asked Gordon's
former employer.
"Yes," she told me. "The last time was five years ago,
almost to the day."
I ended the conversation. The phrase "five years ago" stuck
in my head for some reason. After a short review of the past few days,
I realized why. The other case I had pointed out to my father was about
the unsolved theft of the Cassieopian living jewels...five years ago.
Could the cases actually be connected? I decided that a look at the local
newspaper's archives from five years ago would be in order.
The article describing the theft was extremely thorough. "I don't
know how anyone could have accomplished it," the museum's security
director, one James O'Rourke had been quoted as saying. "The door
to the gem display room is locked at night, and there's no other way to
get into the room. Even the guards, who have the access codes in case
they hear something, couldn't have performed the theft. The floor of the
room is pressure-sensitive and is connected to a device that records the
DNA pattern of whoever walks on it. This recording is transmitted directly
to our private security firm's headquarters, which means that it couldn't
have been tampered with by a guard. And, I should add, our guards are
trusted security professionals, with excellent references. However, the
recording from last night shows nothing! We are extremely baffled."
There seemed, to me, to be a hole in this ultra-secure room a mile wide.
I called up the security director, who had, by some miracle, managed to
keep his job despite the spectacular failure of that night. After explaining
the reason for my call, I asked him, "Couldn't someone have used
a robot in the theft, which wouldn't have a DNA pattern to record?"
"No," he responded. "Due to the unique nature of the
living jewels...they're really animals which look jewel-like, not inanimate
minerals...we were able to protect them in a way that would not work for
any other valuable items. We surrounded them with a force field that would
disintegrate anything not alive that got within three feet of them. Not
only does this rule out a robot, but also the use of a lasso or grappling
hook from afar. No living being could have gotten to them without stepping
on the recording floor."
"Can I see the room?" I asked. He invited me to do so, although
the tone of his voice suggested that he didn't think I'd be much help
in solving the mystery.
Before I left to check out the museum, one of the calls I made to track
down the weapon was returned. "I think I made the object you're describing,"
the metalsmith told me. "The guy who brought in the tiger's skull
told me he wanted to make a cast of it as a hunting trophy. There wasn't
a handle on it, but that could have been added later; it would only require
a minor welding job."
"Do you have his name?" I asked.
"Not here," he told me. "I keep my old records in a safe
at home rather than clutter up my store's computer with stuff I'm not
likely to need any longer." I arranged to meet him at his house later
that night.
I got to the museum and met O'Rourke, who led me through the museum to
the room where the living jewels had once been kept. It did indeed seem
like an impossible job to steal anything from it. As he had told me earlier,
the solid door was the only way of entering the room. It had no windows.
Of necessity, there was a vent and a light fixture in the ceiling, but
they were both quite narrow and the ceiling was extremely high. It seemed
to me, though, that, unlikely as they seemed, they offered access to this
room. "What's on the floor above this ceiling?" I asked the
director.
"That would have to be one of the animal displays," he responded.
"This is a natural history museum, after all; gemstones are hardly
our only exhibit, although they are the most valuable."
"I'd like to see that," I told him, and I was led up to the
floor above, where a large variety of animal skeletons were mounted. I
mentally calculated where the vent and light fixture in the living-jewel
room would have been and stooped down to examine the floor. The floor
was made of a strong plastic that simulated the look and feel of marble,
to give the ambience of an ancient storehouse of knowledge. The plastic
panels were lined with electromagnets on the other side and were thus
fastened to an iron grid under the floor, which held them so tightly that
the panels didn't move at all, even though they were quite light. This
was a rather common arrangement; it allowed maintenance crews to access
pipes, cables and connections between floors without having to do a major
job in opening up the floor and resealing it. I felt around the floor
panel and found the switch to turn off its electromagnet. James O'Rourke
was surprised that I knew how to do it, and watched closely as I shined
a small light through the iron grid, revealing the tops of the screws
that fastened the vent and light fixture to the ceiling of the room directly
below us. Removing the vent would offer a hole of approximately 300 square
centimeters that opened to the display room where the living jewels were
kept. Removing the light fixture would have created a smaller hole. "There's
your point of entry," I told the security director.
"But who could have taken advantage of it?" he asked, not
believing that a novice like me could quickly find what he had overlooked
for years.
"I have my suspicions, but I'd better keep them to myself for now,"
I told him. "Meanwhile, if you don't mind, I'd like to see a listing
of who was on duty that night." Having seen what a good job I could
do, he was extremely cooperative. I took down the names, hoping that one
of them would match the name I received during my meeting with the metalsmith
later that night.
However, that meeting turned out much differently than I had expected.
As soon as I approached the house, I could sense in the air that there
was something wrong. The house was very quiet, and I had a feeling that
it was not normally this way. I was scared that someone else was present,
possibly someone hostile, and I took my ray gun out of its hidden holster
in case I would need to defend myself. Minutes that felt like hours passed
by as I hid in the shadows near the house. Using the sonic aiming device
on my gun, I quietly circled the house, aiming it at every angle to see
if I could detect any heartbeats that indicated the presence of a living
human being, but I couldn't. If there was anyone alive in that house,
he or she was very well hidden. This had to be bad news; the metalsmith
assured me he'd be home at this time. I decided to risk revealing my presence
and ring the doorbell, but no one answered. I broke in, and searched the
house, only to find the reason for my presence dead, his safe blasted
open and its contents destroyed...by a ray gun that I noted with alarm
was extremely similar to my own. My worst fears were soon realized when
seconds later, several police officers burst in and yelled, "Freeze,
murderer! You're under arrest!"
Marie gasped. "Oh, my! What did you do?"
"Not to worry," I told her. "The murderer was a lot better
at killing people than at successfully pinning it on others. Like his
framing of the acrobat, his plan had a flaw. I pointed out the warmth
of the metalsmith's body, which indicated that he had been murdered within
the last fifteen minutes, and the coolness and full battery charge of
my gun, which proved that it hadn't been fired recently. The officers
admitted that they had no basis to arrest me and let me go."
However, this incident was extremely disturbing. The murderer obviously
knew that I was on his trail, and that he had to cover it. I had to begin
watching myself much better, because I was very likely to be next on his
list.
In addition, the murderer's timing was too perfect. Whoever it was had
to be sure the police would arrive after he had left, but also after I
slipped into the house, and before I could leave. If he called them before
the murder, he couldn't be sure that he wouldn't get caught in the act,
but if he called them later, how could he know they would arrive soon
enough? More importantly, how did the murderer know I was on his trail
and would be meeting with the metalsmith that night? Who knew that I was
even thinking about a murder weapon?
There was only one possible answer, and the thought of it made me sick
to my stomach. I had one more thing to check out, the list of museum guards
on duty the night of the jewel theft, and it not only confirmed my suspicion,
but scared the living daylights out of me. Everything was falling into
place, but now would come the hard part: how could I get him before he
got me?
I decided that I would have to set a trap for him. In order to do so,
I had to make a few phone calls. First, I called the museum. "I think
I might know how the theft was performed," I told O'Rourke, but to
confirm it, I need to get a better look at the disintegrating force-field
machine you had described. Can you meet me at the circus grounds with
it?"
"I might as well," he told me. "Since the living jewels
were stolen, we haven't been able to use it."
My second call was to Police Chief Martin. "I think you'd better
let Fezzle go," I told him. "I have evidence pointing to the
real murderer, which I can show you at the circus." He agreed to
meet me at a specific time that night. Finally, I made one more call,
and I headed for the circus early to prepare my trap.
I laid in wait for the murderer to arrive. He would expect me to meet
him in the animal tent, where the murder of the animal trainer took place,
and would probably get there early and be armed with a ray gun. He'd try
to ambush me, but even if he couldn't take me by surprise, he'd probably
rather take his chance in a firefight than go quietly. Never having shot
a living person before, I wasn't crazy about possibly having to do it
under combat conditions. So I made sure to take no chances.
Sure enough, I saw a figure skulking around the animal tent. He circled
it, making sure I wasn't there yet, then stepped inside...and shrieked
with rage.
My trap had been sprung. I rushed in, ray gun drawn, and confronted Police
Chief Martin, who was completely naked. I threw him a prison jumpsuit.
"I think you'll want to cover yourself up. These clothes ought to
fit you, and that's what you'll be wearing where you're going."
"Hawkins! How...?"
"Don't you recognize this marvelous little force field from five
years ago, when you were moonlighting as a museum guard?" I asked
him, with a smirk on my face. "Off-duty police officers have excellent
security credentials, don't they? I took the liberty of using that device
to disintegrate any weapon you might have on you while leaving you untouched,
since you're alive. Naturally, I turned it off by remote control before
entering the force-field area at the tent's entrance myself. The disintegration
of your clothing was an unintentional side effect, but appropriate nonetheless."
"How did you know?"
"What gave it away was the clumsy frame-up, Martin. The vial of
aggrivane didn't hold enough to have any serious effect on a tiger. It
was a standard human dosage, such as is used to stimulate the brain waves
of comatose people, to make sure they're not brain-dead. It comes in very
handy for those who respond to medical emergencies...such as paramedics.
You probably still kept your paramedic equipment even after switching
to a police career."
"That's no proof," he said. "I'm not the only paramedic,
current or former, who has the kit."
I ignored him. "Tell me when I begin to get any details wrong,"
I continued. "As a museum guard, the Cassieopian living jewels, with
their elaborate security, caught your eye. Perhaps the money seduced you...although
I don't know where you could have sold it that it wouldn't have attracted
attention...or perhaps it was just the challenge. You read about the All-Europe
circus coming to town, with the "Lunar Babooner" amongst the
performers, and you realized that a trained lunar baboon could stretch
its arms through an opening in the ceiling and grab the jewels. Somehow,
you convinced Gordon Wilson to cooperate in your scheme, and the two of
you pulled off the robbery, but you didn't get the chance to get the jewels
from him before his circus had to move on. I'm not sure when you had the
tiger-bite weapon made, but the skull used as a base came from a tiger
skeleton in the museum, which you had easy access to."
Martin, having been exposed in more ways than one, sighed. "I had
it made as soon as he agreed to join me in the theft. I never intended
on sharing the proceeds with him, and was going to kill him then and take
the jewels for myself. I waited patiently until his return to New City
asked him where he'd kept the jewels all this time, and killed him once
he told me. Then I freed the tiger and planted the phony evidence in the
acrobat's tent. The metalsmith, of course, I had to kill once you seemed
to realize the possibility that a custom made weapon rather than a tiger
had made the wound. As soon as you raised the question of the tiger not
having done it, I had the guy put under surveillance to see if you would
get to him, and had his phone tapped as well. I had hoped you would fire
a warning shot before entering the house, and afterward I'd be able to
keep you in jail and off my trail, but I had miscalculated."
"And you had the police waiting a short distance from the house,
telling them to expect an order to rush in and capture a criminal that
they thought they were there to catch, while you were out of sight, supposedly
monitoring the situation, but actually pulling off the murder yourself."
"Essentially," he admitted. "However, everything you
pieced together is circumstantial. You may be able to get the acrobat
off the hook, but what evidence do you expect to convict me with?"
"This recording," said the head of the National Science Center,
the planetary law-enforcement authority, who I had contacted earlier and
who was waiting outside with a recording device, James O'Rourke, who helped
me set up the force-field, and several federal marshals, who immediately
placed Martin in handcuffs. After all, if the local chief of police is
the criminal, you can't trust any local authority to arrest him! "Thanks
for your confession. You're under arrest for two murders and the theft
of the living jewels. You'll do time, but if you'd like everything you
own to not be turned over to the New City Museum as compensation, you'd
better tell me where you have the jewels."
"Wish I could," the defeated Martin said sheepishly. "Apparently,
Gordon was double-crossing me as I double-crossed him. He told me that
he had built a false bottom for a trunk and hidden the jewels in it. After
he told me that, I killed him and searched every trunk in his room with
a policeman's careful eye...but none of them had a false bottom. I guess
we'll never know what happened to them."
"Not true," I said, with a flash of inspiration. "Gordon
Wilson didn't lie to you. You merely interpreted his words wrongly, forgetting
that he had a job other than thief. He was an animal trainer. The circus
acquired all of his already-trained animals from the All-Europe circus
when they hired him. He had trained tigers, baboons...and elephants."
I led the crowd around the animal tent to the elephant area, and I inspected
each one's trunk. Finally, at the tip of one, I saw signs of surgery.
I cut open the bottom with a pocketknife, and it was a hollow construct
surgically attached to the actual trunk to extend its length by a few
inches without interfering with its normal use.
And for the first time in five years, human beings laid eyes on the living
jewels.
"And so my career was launched," I concluded. "My father
was impressed enough to believe that this was the path that my life was
intended to take, and he gave me the money he had promised. I used it
to set up my detective agency, most of it going toward the purchase of
my robot secretary Ilda, who was state-of-the-art in 2077, and having
her outfitted with improvements that would come in handy for crime investigation,
such as x-ray eyes. That wiped me out, and after that, I was living from
case to case, often having to pawn Ilda for the next month's rent money.
However, she was as valuable a partner as any detective could ever ask
for, and I never regretted buying her for a minute. In 2092, I was hired
by Stella Sterling in a case which led to the capture of B10room, the
most wanted zip in the galaxy, and was able to retire on the bounty, letting
Ilda and Stella's robot, Automan, take over the detective agency and start
a school to teach the art of investigation to other robots. Stella and
I fell in love and got married..." I sighed wistfully. "We had
forty-eight wonderful years together, and raised three fantastic children."
I took a photo out of my wallet and pointed to it. "Star Jr., Steven
and Stacey. Interestingly, at my wedding, and also following the first
one's birth, my father had a look of contentment on his face as if he
knew I was finally doing something that came purely from my own heart,
and that this was my true calling in life." I smiled. "I had
a lot of success as a detective, but I can't honestly say he was wrong
about that."
Marie smiled with me, but I could tell it was forced. The animation she
had displayed while dancing and listening to my stories was instantly
gone. It didn't take a detective to figure out what was bothering her;
this was the same feeling I got from her the first time I mentioned my
kids. "Do you have any children?" I asked her.
"I had a son," she said, on the verge of tears. "His
name was Michael. He was kidnapped during the Sirian raids when he was
eight years old and I never saw him again."
I couldn't bear to see her like that. "I'll find him for you,"
I volunteered.
She looked surprised. "You'll what?" she asked.
"I'll track him down," I told her. "My body may be old,
but my detective's mind is still sharp. I'm sure that I can find him for
you, or at least give you the closure of knowing his fate."
I saw a hope flickering in her eyes, being fought off by a mind that
had for years been mired in despair over the matter. "But you haven't
been an active private eye for over sixty years!" that mind protested.
"Marie, if there's anything I've learned about aging, it's that
there are only two of life's pleasures that time doesn't diminish. One
is the feeling you get as soon as you lock eyes with a person you know
you'll be wanting to spend a lot of time with. The other is seeing your
children grow up to become fine adult people. I'd like to be able to give
you one of those."
Her warm, genuine smile returned. "You already have," she said.
I basked in the glow that she gave off and told her, "Then consider
this a buy one get one free."